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Cyber-Rott-Talk - The Rottie-L list
Desider-Rottie - A literary tract in progress, a nice group of words to be written about
Rott'N'Ones (author needed - Jan, Oh Jan are you out there in Cyber'Rott Space)?
Disposable Income - Money left over after paying for required life necessities such as:
Rottie food, Rottie Toys, Collars, Heart Worm Medicine, Leashes, Obedience classes....
Normally about .02 which is used up professing opinions on Rottie-L.
Doggify - What Rottweilers do to your clothes/house and especially your shoes.
eaROTTica - when the ROTTn one decides your ear is dirty and proceeds to stick his wet sticky tongue all the way down to your eardrum with one quick swipe.
Elegant Front Room - See "nice back yard".
Empress SheBooBoo - the look you get when your female Rottie knows that you know
she has done something wrong.
eROTTica - (also pronounced EWWWWrottica), when you are speaking directly to your
rottie and find that your rottpanion has stuck her/his tongue
into your open mouth, hence EWWWWrottica.
eROTTicate - what happens to your flower beds, wooden floors, dirty clothes in the hamper, rugs, etc., when you take your Rottpanion off-lead and turn your back.
Frogdog - Name given to favorite laying position of Labradors and Rottweilers. Front legs extended forward (usually holding a favorite bone or toy) and back legs extended from the hiny like a frog.
Growly Bear - Synonym for Snarly Bitch (no gender attached).
Happi-Rott - The wiggle-worm dance.
Hippo-Rott-A-Moose - Name given to pleasantly plump Rotties, only known cure - more walks, less snacks.
HotrodRott - a Rott chasing, and hopefully not catching, a moving car.
HotRott - is what happens when your young RottNkid gets off the leash, and goes for a run through the neighborhood.
This is usually accompanied (in warm weather) by children hanging out of their windows, cheering on the sweet young thing you are chasing.
Hydrorott - A RottNChild which refuses to leave their water dish alone for 5 minutes.
InsulatoRottie - ( Energy Conservation ) In the span of less than a minute, while being warmed by the radiant body
heat of one of these large mushes, they can go out in the snow with snowflakes landing on their backs, and they do not melt.
KaRottie - The practice of a Rottpanion in getting your attention, usually a paw to the noggin if you are resting.
Ma-z-rottie -- What your Rott is 'pretending' the ROTTMOBILE really is when he sits in the driver's seat after you've left the vehicle.
MERWEILER - part dog, part fish. Equally at home in water as on land. Often found snorkeling in the lake or sitting in the bathtub patiently waiting for someone to turn on the water. If all
else fails, a full head dunk into the water dish will suffice.
Nice Back Yard - What I used to have before getting my Rottie.
Not-Weiler - anything that ISN'T a Rottweiler!!
Other pets - Not-Weilers, sturdy enough to handle the Rottie love lick.
PavoRottie -the singing along that occurs on full moons or when bitches are in season- usually at one in the morning: baritone or tenor.
Queen of Denial - See Empress SheBooBoo
R.B. - Rott N Boy
R.G. - Rott N Girl
R.G.B. - Rott N Girl and Boy (O.K, so I couldn't resist the computer acronym)
Rott N Roll - the dance your Rottpanion does when she/he first sees you, similar to the wiggle-worm, nubbie-polka.
Rottarded: That look they give you when you voice a command you KNOW they know, i.e., "And SIT (insert your personal downfall here) means what to you, mom?"
Rottawards - may be given to SMART Rottie owners.
Rottburn: What you get when the Rottn one takes off after a squirrel / kitty / bulldozer etc. and whips the nylon leash through your bare hands. Ouch! :-(
Rottendonitis: less painful version of the rott-ritis.
Rotterbed: a sleeping device designed for the owner but seems to be taken over in the middle of the night by Rott N Ones! And if you have more than one you MUST have a king size one!
Rottfarts - Malicious and intended, odoriferous depth bombettes.
Rottfire - the after result of too many goodies resulting in the release of a never-ending
barrage of gas explosions. Enough so as to convince the neighbors there is a gas leak in the neighborhood.
Rottgas - Otherwise known as "incoming" or "room emptiers".
Rottgut - what a fat Rottie has.
Rotthole: the hole dug into the middle of the lawn purely for napping purposes.
Rottie Boogers - the slimy things that come out of the corner of their eyes.
Rottiegab - too much = warning letter.
Rottieknee: Condition of hyperextended knee pain due to infamous Rottie lean!
Rottielimp: Foot condition caused by a Rottie happily sitting, standing, sleeping or walking on one's feet.
"Rottieplea" - Look given to you by your Rott N One when you take something away that they really thought was great but you don't want them chewing or eating. Also represents their response when you tell them "no", but they thought they were having a great time !!!
Rottiequake - A potential quake brought on by one or more Rott'n ones wrestling.
Please note wrestling normally occurs around breakables. Measures 6.5 on the Rottie (Richter) scale.
Rottiequery - see Rottieplea
Rottermelon - what your Rottie bitch looks like two weeks prior to giving birth.
Rottieuphoria - state of Rottiemind that snaps in every time you have been away for a veeeery long time. Like taking out the trash.
Rottiquette-the manners possessed by a well bred, well socialized rott:
RottMania - euphoric condition resulting from exposure to Rottweilers.
Rottmare - Any Rottweiler dream that causes movement of the legs, head, or body. Usually accompanied by vocalization.
Rottmobile - any car, any time.
Rottmongous - Term which describes oversized Rotties. Not to be confused with Hippo-Rott-A-Moose.
Rottnap: that short sleep they take after inflicting one of several conditions including Rott-ritis, Rottendonitis, Rottusion.
RottNfit - Temper tantrum thrown by your Rott-N-Child when he/she doesn't get the attention he feels he deserves or needs or when the cat or other dog in the house gets the attention before he/she does. See also T-Rott.
RottNmole - A condition that causes a rottie to burrow underground.
RottNmomemt - Any time you've caught your Rottie doing something and you REALLY wish you had film in your camera.
Rottnstalking - The Rottie tendencies toward stalking...Driven by overly active Rott'n Prey Drive.
RottorButt - The action of a rottweiler rear end when they are VERY happy!
Rottotiller - what happens to your backyard if you leave your Rott N One unattended for 5 minutes.
Rottpanion - my family.
Rott-Pin: Term used to discribe action of Rotties who gang up on their owners, lay on their hair, and proceed to issue several thousand Rott-Love-Licks.
Rottpinion: Attitude your Rottie takes on when disagreeing with you. See also Snarly Bitch, Growly Bear.
Rott-ritis: severe hand cramps, usually occur after training sessions.
Rottspell: See Alpha-rott.
Rottspot: The area just above the tail that, when scratched,will make the Rottie N one turn into melted butter.
Rottsuit - may be given to DUMB rottie owners.
Rott-Tot: Rottie babies before they get filled with themselves.
Rottusion: bruise(s) received from your Rott N One.
RottZRoll- When your Rottie for no apparent reason suddenly decides to give him/herself a back rub by performing an upside down wiggle dance in the middle of your living room carpet (usually in front of a room full of people).
Snake-Dog - what they do when they lay on their backs and roll across your yard. See also RottZRoll.
Snake-tongue: The lick, lick, lick that the Rottie does when being scratched on the rottspot.
Snarly Bitch - Name given to Rottie puppies (female) that like to argue back when
being corrected.
Snotweiler: Teenage Rotties in those inbetween phases, after they've lost their babyface cuteness and before they're settled adults.
StampROTTpede - A small herd of running Rotts, usually inside your home.
Temperotture: The Rottweiler Corollary of energy displacement. For every Rott-N-one
living in a house it is possible to lower the winter thermostat one degree at night, but it also becomes necessary to turn on the air-conditioner one week earlier in the summer. This is due to a Rotts particular habit of stretching out and plastering themselves next to your body when you are sleeping in bed. It makes for warm winter nights, but hot summers.
Title - Term capable of generating much passion and heated discussions on Rottie-L.
An appellation of dignity, honor, distinction, or preeminence attached to a person or family by virtue of rank, office, precedent, privilege, attainment or lands (Webster's Ninth New College Dictionary). See he couldn't make up his mind either.
Towel Biting - Favorite bathtime game. Results in torn terry cloth but hey, you can always buy more towels, Rotties are priceless.
T-Rotts - a term for the flaring lip and deep snarl when you're caught patting one rottie in your lap and another approaches looking for TLC on the first ones time.
WaterRottie - song sung to the tune of "Rubber Duckie" while your rott'n one climbs into the tub with you, flooding the bathroom.
Wiggle-butt - Famous Rottweiler greeting.
And as an added bonus:
The Theory of Rottativity
1) Gravity works on rottweilers horizontally.
2) Gravity has no effect on black dog hair. It is attracted by corners, white ceilings, and the internal workings of sealed objects.
3) Rottweilers' insides are larger than their outsides, thus explaining their dietary habits.
After that we remove the name from the dictionary. We consider this dictionary to be the
"property of" rottie-l. And unless someone truely objects, we think it's a great idea to
distribute it with rescues or puppies.
Anyone who posted something that's not in the dictionary please let one of us know.
Sometimes we miss things. (Imagine that with the amount of mail that comes
through.)
Happy reading.
Alpha-rott: When owners are reduced to spelling to describe activities and treats,
because Rott N Ones recognize words like "cookie" and "walk" when they're used in
normal conversations. Not to be confused with dominance. Also known as Rottspell.
Earthquake: 0 damage
Rottiequake: ............
A Rott with good rottiquette would never:
a)Drool while watching their humans eat
b)Release rott gas....then leave the room
c)Lick their butts and then kiss your company
(just a few examples)
Treatment: none known.
Prognosis: poor at best, usually terminal - specifically for a group known as Rottie-l.
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